she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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