i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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