she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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