Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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