Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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