i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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