i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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