There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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