Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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