R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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