I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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