She said her name was "party"
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
