Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
