He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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