If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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