So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Be still, my beating vagina.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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