Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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