i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
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