Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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