found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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