p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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