it wasn't lemon gatorade
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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