i think i have herpe
just one?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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