My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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