Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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