I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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