I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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