just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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