I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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