once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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