im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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