So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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