Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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