So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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