what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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