I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
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