I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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