Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize