Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
