Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
