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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I don't remember. Are we still dating?

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(585): View more from New York

This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics

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I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky

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(406): View more from Montana

I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..

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