fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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