I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Randomize
