The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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