You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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