Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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