this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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