addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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