protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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