Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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