Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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