Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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