Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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