was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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